Est. [Redacted] · Membership: Classified

I Hate Trisha Club

An Official Registry of Documented Grievances

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Official Grievances

A comprehensive documentation of infractions, each meticulously catalogued for posterity.

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She is always right. Even when she's wrong. Especially when she's wrong.

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Her ability to remember something you said three years ago but not where she left her keys five minutes ago is frankly supernatural.

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She is always cold, somehow

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Claims she is hungry, will not get up to get food.

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Will not stop talking about House or Andy Sandberg

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Listens to Radiohead and Mitski 🚩🚩🚩🚩

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Documented Evidence

Irrefutable proof collected through rigorous observation and documentation.

Exhibit A
VERIFIED

FaceTime call 11:07PM: "Dummy"

Defendant claims I am a dummy, which is mean.

Filed: 2025-10-19 Priority: HIGH
Exhibit B
VERIFIED

iMessage 10:38PM "We need to go to bed by 12am"

Defendant said we needed to go to bed, proceeded to stay up until 1:30AM.

Filed: 2025-08-28 Priority: HIGH
Exhibit C
VERIFIED

"Can I have your emergency Diet Coke?"

Subject claimed she should have my Diet Coke, it was mine so nah gang

Filed: 2024-10-15 Priority: CRITICAL
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Membership Status

Current organizational metrics and operational statistics.

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Total Members
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Active Members
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Meetings Held
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Resolutions Passed

* Membership will be terminated immediately upon discovery by Trisha. This organization will then cease to exist along with its founder.

Official Statement

Despite the aforementioned grievances, documented evidence, and legitimate complaints, the founder of this organization acknowledges that Trisha is actually pretty great. This website is maintained purely for satirical purposes and the preservation of truth.

Please don't kill me.

Emergency Protocol

In the unlikely event that this registry is discovered by the subject, all operations will immediately cease. This document is classified for internal use only.